"As the dig unconvered more evidence of past life on the planet, our Palaeontologists were ecstatic to uncover a forgotten species that goes back as far as life existed on our shores. A group of prehistoric brews from the Tradassic period. The first fossil recipe to be gently excavated was a Best Bitter, a style that dominated the land for 140 million years, or at least for as long as CAMRA can remember. It slashes at your taste buds, here, or here. Or maybe across the belly, spilling your into your intestines. The point is, you are alive, when you start to drink it. So ya know, try to show a little respect... (4.2% Chestnut brown Best Bitter, with bittersweet roast notes of caramel, toffee, fruit, malt complexity, hopped with British Fuggle)"